Here's a small insight of what's been going in my brain... you've been warned. ;)
Why do we wash our hands after going to the bathroom when we've gotten germs all over our clothes?
When leading by example doesn't work, is it ok to grab people by the scruff of the neck and drag them with you?
What is up with cats sleeping all day so they can do the yowly "I've got the feather toy and need to tell the world" song at 2:30, 3:00, 3:30 and 4:00 am?!
I think the Push Jerk is the most fun I can legally have in the gym! (and no... there's no actual jerks involved... well, they're probably there, but *I* didn't push them... at least, you can't prove it. ;)
Seems like, in an office, the conversation volume is directly related to the topic: business calls- quiet and professional. Personal calls- loud and obnoxious. Leads to the question: are friends & family hard of hearing?
There is a distinct shortage of tartlette type desserts in the world.
I need a serious attitude adjustment... wonder if they'd let me bring Rum to work.
I've noticed a trend with movies lately - take a decent story line with good actors and muck up the ending with aliens. What's up with that?!
And you wonder why I don't get any work done during the day!